Mom: So hello
Mom: I watched a very funny episode of the simpsons yesterday
Mom: Gil was staying with the simpsons because he was out of work
Mom: And homer was in his robe talking to gil and gil siad hey homer do you mind closing up that robe i'm seeing the how butchers market
Mom: and homer replied
Mom: "for your information, since I bought this robe I've gained a ton of weight"
Mom: Thought I'd share