Jay Robinson

Here’s A Couple Of Suggestions About How You Could Finesse It:

1. • 1. Find a dude in town.
     2. Send him a short message.
     3. Say, “Hey, I’m new in town, I don’t know my way around, but I got some soft white that’s sure to come back brown. I get that butter all night, and most homeys don’t know a brick from a bike—they keep buying hard white. If you’re free tomorrow night we could meet and discuss price. FYI: Never been robbed in my life.”
        
        OR…
   • 1. Find a chick.
     2. Hole in up her crib.
     3. Let her introduce you around town like her man.
     4. Shake hands.
     5. Make friends like it’s all innocent.
     6. Then, before they look up you selling the town cook-up.
        
        OR…
   • 1. Guerrilla pimp.
     2. Come up on that killer tip.
     3. Take a homey’s bricks.
     4. Smack him.
     5. Then, you sell it back to them.
2. Make out a check for $800. “Jiggaman”.
3. Holla.